DIY miracle

As a longtime food-miracle chronicler, this makes the Jesus-on-toast experience available to all--for just $29.99. The Jesus Pan, for faith and profit.

Speaking of miracles: Pat Robertson says he can leg press 2,000 pounds, thanks to his patented protein shake. Trouble is, the world-record leg press is 665 pounds, and the guy who earned the distinction burst the capillaries in his eyeballs doing it.

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