The Best Use of the Public Airwaves award goes to... Clear Channel Communications, the owner of stations in four markets that ran a "Breast Christmas Ever" contest over the holidays. Thirteen women who wrote the best essays on why they wanted bigger breasts were awarded free boobjobs. It's double-D excitement for conservatives: the notoriously rightwing stations used the piously correct term "Christmas," rather than that Christ-negating PC-ism "holiday."

More Christmas Spirit: Rightwing commentator Ann Coulter opines that "saying 'Merry Christmas' is like saying 'F--k you!' I've said it to everyone. You know, cab drivers, passing people on the street, whatever. And they come up with the 'Happy holidays.' 'Merry Christmas.' I mean, it really is an aggressive act in New York."