Bald alert! Beware those with shaved heads or flower-water scent! That's the gist of a poster created by Republican Secretary of State Mary Kiffmeyer to post at polling places during today's Minnesota primaries. Despite her best efforts to snag would-be terrorists with wallhangings, the posters aren't making it up at many polling places. Sensing the message's underlying taint of profiling or voter suppression, poll workers are electing to not put 'em up.

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