Walker: Best one-liner wins concert tix

This one goes out to Taylor, who's hoping to score tickets to Rock the Garden (Andrew Bird, New Pornographers, Cloud Cult, Bon Iver): The Walker's hosting a contest, in honor of artist Richard Prince's joke paintings. They're soliciting the best one-line jokes. Winner gets two tickets to the June 21 outdoor concert plus a pair of admissions to "Adventures in Mating" by Joseph Scrimshaw. (If you can't read it, the Prince painting above reads, "I met my first girl, her name was Sally. Was that a girl, was that a girl. That’s what people kept asking.”)