1.23.2008

Your daily Huh?

Dan Savage finds this headscratcher in Jackson, Michigan. Care to translate?

6 comments:

  1. It says "We support the commander and chief. We're against widows and orphans." It's not a head scratcher at all.

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  2. Uh, right.

    They support the commander IN chief. I get that. But what are they against? Sounds like the war, that big factor in military deaths that have left many wives and chidren without dads...

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  3. Dialectics comes to the drive in.

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  4. Anonymous11:50 AM

    While the soft-serve ice cream industry is not known for its thoughtfulness or its incisive writing, I can imagine three potential meanings:

    1. Straight: We support Bush though we hope there will be no more widows and orphans who have to suffer.

    2. Ironic: We [certainly] support [our brilliant,
    Christian] commander [in] chief [because we delight in the sorrows of] widows and orphans.

    3. Political: We support [Bush] and we're opposed to the widows and orphans [campaigning against the war, in the form of the Michigan chapter of Military Families Against the War http://www.mfsomichigan.org/].

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  5. Anonymous8:03 PM

    i live right across the street from here and he just doesnt know how to spell

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