Balm for democracy. Aftershave, too.

Greg.org highlights "1600 for Men," a line of "Exclusive Fine Toiletries" bearing the "most significant mark of the free world -- The Presidential Seal of the United States." It's the real deal: Licensed by the Secret Service, 15% of the products' sales go to charities and families of Secret Service personnel. According to the marketing copy, "1600 for Men® signature scent is crisp, cool and masculine created for 'The Man' of the house."

Pictured: "Power Muscle Soak," 16 oz. size.