Drunktags

Bloody pissed? These colorful stickers are designed to help drunken Londoners get home safely. Just slap a "Wake me up at Earl's Court" sticker on your chest (or forehead) while riding the Tube and sink into a stupor until your fellow passengers alert to your stop. At least that's the theory; I think they amount to a sticker that says "Write on my forehead with a Sharpie." Wake Me Up At via Protein Feed.