My internet-shy friend, Desdinov the Lucky One -- the Mike Nelson of our inner circle -- gave me permission to post this:I'm mister war mongerI'm mister liesI'm mister spin fixerI'm mister everyone diesThey call me Dick CheneyWhatever I touchStars to wilt in my clutchI'm too much![He's mister war monger][He's mister lies][He's mister spin fixer][He's mister freedom dies]They call me Vice PresidentWhatever bill I touchTakes freedom from your clutchI'm too much![He's too much]I never want to see a dayWithout soldiers overseasWe'll fight this war on terrorAnd take your civil liberties(spoken) Don't argue without me about Halliburton You can fuck yourself, hee hee[He's mister war monger][He's mister lies]Sing it![He's mister spin fixer][He's mister freedom dies]They call me Vice PresidentWhatever bill I touchTakes freedom from your clutchI'm too much![Too much!]
The Usual Suspects finds an eerie similarity between VP Dick Cheney and the Heat Miser.The Usual Suspects finds an eerie similarity between VP Dick Cheney and the Heat Miser.
My internet-shy friend, Desdinov the Lucky One -- the Mike Nelson of our inner circle -- gave me permission to post this:
ReplyDeleteI'm mister war monger
I'm mister lies
I'm mister spin fixer
I'm mister everyone dies
They call me Dick Cheney
Whatever I touch
Stars to wilt in my clutch
I'm too much!
[He's mister war monger]
[He's mister lies]
[He's mister spin fixer]
[He's mister freedom dies]
They call me Vice President
Whatever bill I touch
Takes freedom from your clutch
I'm too much!
[He's too much]
I never want to see a day
Without soldiers overseas
We'll fight this war on terror
And take your civil liberties
(spoken)
Don't argue without me about Halliburton
You can fuck yourself, hee hee
[He's mister war monger]
[He's mister lies]
Sing it!
[He's mister spin fixer]
[He's mister freedom dies]
They call me Vice President
Whatever bill I touch
Takes freedom from your clutch
I'm too much!
[Too much!]