The O'Reilly Fracture: Fox producer files harassment suit against host. Moralistic motormouth Bill O'Reilly has been slammed with a sexual harrassment suit by a producer at his own Fox network. The highly detailed complaint suggests what we all suspected--he's a friggin' piggy, a fact which has not yet been legally verified in a court of law. (Note the section on an alleged phone-sex call where O'Reilly fantasized that he'd "take the falafel thing and I'd put it on" a part of the plaintiff's anatomy.)

Guns don't threaten their wives with guns, people do. While we're on the topic of hypocritical Republicans, here's a story of a New York GOP congressional candidate who reportedly threatened to shoot his wife with two shotguns during a dinner party the couple hosted. (Insert family values joke here.)