Drink the Kool-Aid: "I want you to stand, raise your right hands," and recite "the Bush Pledge," said Florida state Sen. Ken Pruitt. The assembled mass of about 2,000 in this Treasure Coast town about an hour north of West Palm Beach dutifully rose, arms aloft, and repeated after Pruitt: "I care about freedom and liberty. I care about my family. I care about my country. Because I care, I promise to work hard to re-elect, re-elect George W. Bush as president of the United States." (Via Derelection2004.)

Or don't: See a foul-mouth sock-puppet dog take equal-opportunity potshots at both parties following the third presidential debate. Hilarious to see how Karl Rove, Ralph Reed, Joe Lockhart, Paul Begala, and others respond to lines like "Blacks and Bush go together like Yassar Arafat and circumcision." (Thanks, Ben.)