Daily chuckle: George W. Bush tells the New Yorker, "No President has ever done more for human rights than I have."

Copywriting homonyms: Microsoft is suing a Vancouver 17-year old for trademark infringement. His crime--using his name, also a homonym for Microsoft, as his web address: www.mikerowesoft.com.

Approvals slipping: Bush has lost ten approval points since December 22, according to a CBS poll. His current ratings of 50% approving of his work and 45% disapproving is the worst he's fared during his presidency.