Trillin: Questions for Bush

The New Yorker's Calvin Trillin has a few questions for the president at his next press conference. The first of sixteen:

Sir, although your supporters’ predictions that Iraqis would greet our troops with flowers haven’t been borne out, isn’t it possible that, given the problems with the water supply and the infrastructure in general, there is a serious shortage of flowers over there and that Iraqis might be greeting our troops with flowers if Iraqis had any flowers?