Dudeslist

When his relationship failed, this Minneapolis Craigslist poster seems to be retreating into the comforting embrace of dudeliness to deal with it. Via Alexis (via MNspeak):

I have a huge 1 and 1/2 carat "champagne"(yellowish) diamond solitaire ring, 14K gold band that I no longer have any use for. Will trade (or sell for $2000) for a decent plow and/or dump truck. Or hunting rifles / magnum revolvers, or Polaris 4-wheeler. Any reasonable offers welcome. Serious replies only please.