1.24.2007

A birthday present:

"Kerry will not seek the White House"

7 comments:

John said...

Thank whoever is running the universe.

John said...

O happy birthday.

Jake said...

While this political nugget is welcome news, I expected Eyeteeth'd be all over the sickening Michelle Bachman/George Bush drool fest after Tuesday's state of the Union.

Paul Schmelzer said...

I should be, but my cohorts at Minnesota Monitor are on it. I was struck by how early Bachmann must've staked out her groping post. And how muppetlike she looked. Man, she didn't close her mouth (which seemed to be hinged at the back of her head) for more than a second or two.

Zoey said...

excuse you, asshole, but john kerry has every intention of running again, and he will be president. bush is the reason this country is soon to be 2 trillion dollars out of luck, and if kerry were president, that money would be going to, oh, i dont know, maybe HIS OWN COUNTRY!!! all that's left is to sit back and wait while bush fucks up this country. the exodus is coming, bitches.

Anonymous said...

youa re an asshole and i hope you choke on your own bile. i know you wont publish this, but i just want you to know there is someone out there hoping you die. but not before kerry gets elected. the exodus is coming.

Paul Schmelzer said...

I don't usually publish abusive comments. This time I will to illustrate that Democrats can be crackpots too.

Now, to Zoey/Anonymous: I like John Kerry well enough, but I did a little dance when I heard he wasn't running again. Hopefully someone without as much political baggage will run (too bad Russ Feingold, somebody I trust and respect, isn't in the race). As for Exodus... Whatever. I'd rather live in hope than in the kind of defeat you seem to be reveling in.