1.01.2006

Separated at Birth, Vol. 2

The Usual Suspects finds an eerie similarity between VP Dick Cheney and the Heat Miser.

Vol. 1: Did Karl Rove kill John Lennon?

1 comment:

Geno Z Heinlein said...

My internet-shy friend, Desdinov the Lucky One -- the Mike Nelson of our inner circle -- gave me permission to post this:


I'm mister war monger
I'm mister lies
I'm mister spin fixer
I'm mister everyone dies

They call me Dick Cheney
Whatever I touch
Stars to wilt in my clutch
I'm too much!

[He's mister war monger]
[He's mister lies]
[He's mister spin fixer]
[He's mister freedom dies]

They call me Vice President
Whatever bill I touch
Takes freedom from your clutch
I'm too much!

[He's too much]

I never want to see a day
Without soldiers overseas
We'll fight this war on terror
And take your civil liberties

(spoken)
Don't argue without me about Halliburton
You can fuck yourself, hee hee

[He's mister war monger]
[He's mister lies]

Sing it!

[He's mister spin fixer]
[He's mister freedom dies]

They call me Vice President
Whatever bill I touch
Takes freedom from your clutch
I'm too much!

[Too much!]