As a guy, I often wondered what training bras were training girls for. But now, a weirder question arises: what is Proctor & Gamble thinking coming out with a line of premenstrual tampons? Money, no doubt. Get this:
Almost is a pre-menstrual tampon designed just for you, to help you get ready for what you know is coming. Because it is coming, and you've waited long enough.Those fun flavors? "Red menace." "Green party." "Blue note." "Orange county." Yeesh.
Almost™ Premenstrual Tampons come in four fun "flavors"-- so you can be yourself, no matter what.
Almost™ Premenstrual Tampons. Because you're almost there. Period.