Grand Old Porn: Press secretary Scott McClellan won't "dignify" a reporter's question about a Bush fundraising appearance by porn star and California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey, but they certainly will dignify the $2,500-per-plate ante paid by Carey and her boss, porn director Mark Kulkis, whose ouevre includes the 2004 film Smokin' #8. It sounds like a cinematic experience that's heavy on the family values:

When Mary Carey ran for governor, she kept her smoking a dirty little secret. She didn't want everyone to know that smoking not only gave her a buzz, it also made her p----y wet. In fact, the only thing that made her p----y wetter, is the thought of guys like you watching her and jerking off!