Love, Republican-style: Having trouble finding that special someone to snuggle up on the couch with to watch Fox News and Hannity & Colmes? Lookin' for a lover who thinks that those whiners at Abu Ghraib should zip it and that George Bush is the best thing since, well, George Bush? Tired of trolling online dating sites and finding only "liberals that don't really share your viewpoints on important issues?" Well, gee whiz, now there's a place for you: singlerepublican.com. (Alas, SingleDemocrat.com is no longer operating, I've been told.)

Beetle Bailey remixed: Beetle Ghraib.