A known unknown genius: Donald Rumsfeld has won this year's probably-not-so-coveted Foot In Mouth Award for this unintelligible utterance from a recent press conference: "Reports that say something hasn't happened are interesting to me, because as we know, there are known unknowns; there things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns--the ones we don't know we don't know."